Are You A MILF?

1. Are you a Donestic Goddes/God?

Only when I have to be.
My house is neat and tidy
Clean? Whats that?


2. What car do your drive?

Mini Van?
SUV?
Sports Car?


3. Have you ever been MILFED? (called a MILF)

No, No I havent.
I think so,
Oh yea.


4. Do you think you are beautful on the inside?

What does that have to do with it?
I try to be as nice and helpful as I can.
Of cource!


5. Are you intellengent?

Total Blonde.
I have my monents of both brains and blonde...
I am way smarter then you...


6. Are your children well bahaved?

Don't you see their halo's?
They are 100% typical children.
I adore them, and I am sure everyone else does to.

Alright lets see if your are MILF material......