How essex r u?

1. how many people have you slept with

none im saving myself till i get married
none, people always seam scared off by my chavness
1-3
1, i dont wana be like those slags down the park
erm . . . . . well iv been time/brannigans/the park ? many times X 10 = ????


2. how many items of burburry clothing do u or have u owned

none
1
2-3
4-5
its all burburry, i love it cos it is like so totally cool init


3. whats your hair colour

brown
natural blond
dyed blond
ginger
black


4. when was the last time you spent the whole night crying in the toliets of a club over a guy

last night
week ago
month ago
year ago
never have


5. what do you drink on a night out

bacaridi and coke
white lightning (cider)
wkd / reef / vk (achol pop)
larger
sambuca


6. what is your favourite clothing label

what eva i can nick
burrburry
anythink thats a tracksuit
topshop
prada


7. when is the last time u said init

just now
earlier today
last week
last month, i try not to say it.
i never say it.


8. whens the last time you walked round your local town drinkin cos you couldnt get into a club

last night, since when couldnt you get into a club wearing a tracksuit and trainers
i always get in, as my fake tan, padded bra and short skirt make me look at least 15
i get into clubs, i just usually get chucked out, i swear the guy walked into my fist
i no i wont get in so i sit outside the offlicence/park drinking instead
my uncle/friend is the bouncer i always get in.


9. do you think your an essex girl/boy

no way, ok i may come from essex but i am so above that
no way i have never been anywhere near essex and never want to
yeh so what and im proud of it,
yeh but i wouldnt go round telling everybody
i have been to essex once and am doinging this test just to make sure it has not rubbed off on me


10. where do you get your money from

the doll and child support
nickin stuff
parents
part time job
all of the above