is kyle gay???

have fun proving he's not

1. if you were kyle, would you own a big box of gay porn?

hell ya, what do you think he does all day???
ya but shhhhhhh...
NO!!...(looks suspicious)
no comment


2. when you think of kyle, can you picture him with a girl?

a lot of gay guys look like girls, does that count?
i picture him all the time with his grandma
i could, but the thought of kyle causes momentary blindness
no


3. has kyle only slept with a 40 year old prostitute in the last year?

yes
now that you mention it...
i cant see anything!!! ahhhhh, its so dark!!!!
she was only 40????


4. if you were kyle, what would you do in your spare time?

watch my big box of gay porn
screw my 40 year old prostitute
wish i wasnt so gay
nothing


5. would you date kyle?

you are a guy and yes you would
you are a blind girl, so yes
you are a blind guy, so yes
you are a sane girl , so HELL NO!


6. if your name is kyle, have i now made you feel gay?

yes, yes you have
no comment (*sob*)
oh, hunnie, i knew it all along
nothing but my big box of gay porn will ever make me feel gay!


7. have you ever met kyle?

yes, and im now blind
no, but i am a beautiful man and i want to meet him
no, thank god
no comment


8. kyle, how do you like my quiz?

i love it, it explains me in a way i could never do myself
YOU FUCKING BITCH, IM GUNNA KILL YOU!
no comment
yes, but im going to pretend that i dont