IA Test

This is an Inteligence and Attitude Test to see how you fair overall in person. Answer it truthfully.

1. What will you do if a robber gives you his stolen money?

Take it and then let him rob you too
Decline it and then let him steal your money when you are not aware of it
Decline it and then steal the money when he's not looking
Take it and try to call the police but he robbed you and knock you out


2. What will you choose if you are given a choice of 4 items?

A toothbrush to wash your cloths
A new jersey to be used as a floor mat
A magazine to wipe your $hi+ in the toilet
A fish to be used as a body perfume


3. Ali found RM98.45 on the floor, what should he do?

Use that to wipe his $hi+ in the toilet
Take that money and buy 4D number 9845 and eventually lost
Keep it and buy himself a new pen for RM99
Take it and throw it into the dustbin


4. What is 1 + 1 =

A window (artistic)
1 baby (biology...don't ask why)
2.3 (mathematically)
2 and then 2+2 = 4 and 4+4 = 8 and so on... (idealist)


5. If you are a superhero, what powers do you wish to have?

Stinking breath
Shitshooter
Spitting saliva
Farting explosion


6. Street is to Fighter, as Kingdom is to ??

of Heaven
Faith
Hearts
Lord of the Onion Ring


7. Which is your Favourite Question?

Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4


8. When you lost all hope,give up everything,lost everything and at your last breath,what will you do

Pull your eyeballs out, cut your fingers, cut your nose and then just lie there
Think about ur love ones and then kill yourself in 5 minutes time
Laugh hysterically and then hope that it'll kill you
Just lie down and die


9. Where would you go if you can go anywhere in the world?

My friend's toilet
Pearl Harbour War
The Bukit Kepong War
The War of the Middle Earth


10. How many pieces of birthday cake will you take?

1-cause i'm not that hungry,i dont care if it's your birthday
2-one for me, the other i just throw away
3-one for me, 2 more for my dog, Sam
4-Can gasak means gasak all la.. he pay wat, i eat free ma

Thanks. Now wait for your results

The Dumb Blond QUIZ?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

This quiz will show you how blonde you are.

1. What to pigs eat?

bacon
Hay
EGGS


2. what music do you listen to?

byonce
UNDERoath
weezer


3. what drink do would you drink if these were your choices?

Dr Pepper
Diet Mountain dew
tea


4. what do you do if a girl says hey lesbian wanna go?

Go cry to daddy
KNOCk her out
get your friends


5. How popular are you?

Nerd
Jock
plastic


6. what would you rather do?

Go to mall
party with friends
play games


7. What do cows drink?

MILK
WATER
orange juice

the lower your score the more blonde you are the higher the less blode you are.