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Friday, October 14, 2005

Quizmaster

TRY TO ANSWER THE COOL QUESTIONS CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!
  1. THE ___________________ IS THE BASIC SOCIETY.

  2. CHURCH
    HOUSE
    FAMILY

  3. DESCRIBE YOURSELF: (This is a bonus quetion!)

  4. UGLY
    STUPID
    GAG*

  5. WE ARE __________________.

  6. HUMANS
    PEOPLE
    ALL OF THE ABOVE

  7. FAME, MONEY, POWER AND _________ ARE SOMETIMES_______

  8. TEETH AND USELESS
    PLEASURE AND USEFUL
    PLEASURE AND USELESS

  9. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?

  10. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
    STACY KEIBLER
    ASHTON KUTCHER

  11. 1 + 1=?

  12. 1111111111111111111111
    2
    MAGELLAN

  13. ____________ IS A KIND OF DISPOSITION THAT ENABLES US TO DO SOMETHING FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

  14. DOG
    OBEDIENCE
    LOYALTY

  15. T6HE PAST TENSE OF CUT IS:

  16. CUTTED
    CUTT
    CUT

  17. YOU ARE:

  18. KIND
    DISRESPECTFUL
    JGJHFGFJ

  19. THAT'S ALL ______________!!!!!!

  20. LOSERS
    DORKS
    FOLKS

YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY FINISHED MY QUIZ!BE SURE TO COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR MORE!SEE YA!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

How Does Your Love Smell?

If you could have a Love Potion #9 how would it smell?
  1. Your cliche ideal date is...

  2. making him/her dinner
    dancing/clubbing
    renting a movie
    going to a carnival
    anything that ends in a horse-drawn carriage ride

  3. Your favorite drink is...

  4. margarita
    beer
    spiced eggnog
    smirnoff twisted
    wine

  5. Your choice of pants is...

  6. sweats
    jeans
    none (pants go down!)
    knee length skirt
    ankle length skirt

  7. Your TV show is...

  8. 7th Heaven
    Gilmore Girls
    One Tree Hill
    Sex and the City
    WB???

  9. Your Crayola Color is...

  10. Harlem Red
    Mountain Meadow
    Carnation Pink
    Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
    Aquamarine

  11. Your Vacation Spot is...

  12. the Carribean
    Disney World
    Charlotte, NC
    Paris
    Grand Canyon

  13. Pick one.

  14. chilis
    potato chips
    cookies
    cinamon
    bread

And your love smells...
0-20% - sweet and innocent like chocolate chip cookies
21-40% - relaxed and casual like salty potato chips
41-60% - nurturing like fresh baked bread
61-80% - hot and sexy like jalepeno peppers
81-100% - strong and long lasting like cinamon

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I'll Be Dashed... Super Quiz

Hello Dashers. Welcome to the I'll Be Dashed... Super Quiz. Forgive me for referring to myself in the 3rd person. You know DJS hates to do that. Now, let's see how closely you've been paying attention...
  1. 1. What is DJS’s favorite comedy of all time?

  2. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Dumb and Dumber
    Raising Arizona
    Terms of Endearment
    Kingpin

  3. Name the horse-faced actress from the list:

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Jennifer Garner
    Julia Roberts
    Mr. Ed
    All of the above

  5. What movie has DJS sworn he would never see? Even if the fate of the world depended on it?

  6. Blues Brothers 2000
    Because of Wynn Dixie
    Butthole Delight 4
    Catwoman
    A Walk In The Clouds

  7. What insect does DJS dislike the most?

  8. Mosquito
    Box-Elder Bug
    African Beetle
    Centipede
    Fire Ants

  9. What is the DJS-crafted word for making sweet, sweet love?

  10. Oooga Fooga
    Uhhhhzzzzsssshhhh…
    Fuckity-fuckity-fuckity
    Squish, squish, squorsh
    Bappity bappity

  11. What state is home to I’ll Be Dashed…Headquarters?

  12. State of Confusion
    Wisconsin (Sconnie)
    So-Dak
    No-Dak
    Minnesota

  13. What type of meat will DJS never insert into his mouth hole?

  14. Beef
    Chicken
    Man meat
    Fish
    Both man meat and fish

  15. DJ Shovelpants got his name from…

  16. A legendary folklore hero story
    Being a master on the 1’s and 2’s
    Nowhere. Just made it up
    His dad, DJ Shovelpants, Sr.
    That’s what his wife calls him

  17. Which celebrity does DJS hate with every fiber of his being?

  18. Oprah Winfrey
    Drew Barrymore
    Ricardo Montalban
    Kiefer Sutherland
    Jessica Simpson

  19. What sport does DJS watch with great earnest?

  20. Gotta be football!
    Take DJS out to the ball game!
    Boxing, fool.
    Boo-ya! It’s basketball!
    Is NASCAR a sport?

  21. What blend of coffee does DJS savor?

  22. Mocha triple caff, half espresso
    Folgers
    Mountain blend, lots of sugar, lots of cream
    He fucking hates coffee
    Iced coffee with some of those goddamn beans

  23. What movie does DJS make fun of Dirty for owning the ‘Ultimate Edition’ of?

  24. The Scorpion King
    Notting Hill
    Amelie
    Weekend at Bernies 2
    Terms of Endearment

  25. DJS killed a celebrity in his dream with a knife to the throat. Who was it?

  26. Vin Diesel
    That retarded looking kid from The O.C.
    Kelsey Grammer
    Jeremy Piven
    Justin Timberlake

  27. Which state does DJS think they could wipe off of the map of U.S.A. and no one would miss them?

  28. Ohio
    New Mexico
    South Dakota
    Wisconsin
    All of the above

  29. Why is this blog called ‘I’ll Be Dashed…’?

  30. Because it’s so damn catchy
    Because DJS worked with a smelly guy who said it all the time
    Because dashes are soooo 2005
    Because ‘Soft Drink’ was soooo 2001
    Because ‘Vertical Smiles’ was taken

  31. What celebrity touched DJS on both shoulders more than 3 times?

  32. Macho Man Randy Savage
    Emilio Estevez
    Sigourney Weaver
    Uma Thurman
    Jeremy Irons

  33. DJS, picky-eater that he is, has a real aversion to what types of food?

  34. Delicious food
    Foods with tomato-based sauces
    Things that have bread included in them
    Entrees that have white, creamy shit in it
    Food loaded with salt

  35. What religious denomination is DJS?

  36. Lutheran
    Catholic
    Baptist
    Jewish
    None of the above

  37. Does he practice his religion?

  38. Hell no. He’s agnostic.
    Yes. He goes to church every Sunday like every other blind follower.
    Why, yes. He does enjoy eating ‘Christ Chex’ by the fistful
    Actually, he’s an ordained minister
    He collects bibles as a hobby

  39. What country music artist does DJS listen to?

  40. Willie Nelson
    Hank Williams Jr.
    Johnny Cash (but he doesn’t really count as country)
    Shania Twain
    Garth Brooks

  41. On any given roadtrip, what can you count on DJS having in large supply?

  42. Sacka grass
    Industrial-sized Diet Coke
    Maps
    CDs
    Orange Tic-Tacs

  43. Speaking of roadtrips, which of these bands has DJS seen with Dirty?

  44. Bjork
    Eels
    Tenacious D
    Bjork & Eels only
    All of the above

  45. What movie did DJS see with HAL in Rochester, New York that made him cry like a little bitch?

  46. Pay It Forward
    Free Willy 3
    In America
    Weekend at Bernies 2
    Terms of Endearment

  47. What is the worst CD DJS has ever owned in his life?

  48. Andrew W.K. – I Get Wet
    Bloodhound Gang – Hefty Fine
    Coldplay - XYZ
    Morrissey – Seriously, I’m Gay
    Ren & Stimpy – You Eeeediot!!!

  49. How often does DJS watch TV?

  50. Almost never
    Sometimes
    All the f’in time
    He watches an occasional show, but only the few he tapes
    He prefers to read the classics instead

Christ. That was a waste of time, wasn't it?

If you scored 70% or below, please remove me from your 'Favorites.'

Thanks for reading.

How well do you know me?

You know the name of the game, if you win then you know me. If you lose... Are you sure you're my friend and not just some weird wannabe stalker?
  1. What do I like the most?

  2. Chocolate
    Asian guys
    Pikachu
    Sleeping
    Anime
    Poking people
    Japanese stuff

  3. Who do I secretly have a crush on?

  4. Guzzo (Dave Atell w/ hair)
    Taka (Haro haro...)
    Jin (He's a puffy marshmellow! ^_^)
    Kenny (Damn him, he IS cute...)
    Gabe (He's one wild and crazy guy!)
    Any guy so long as he's Asian ^_~ (Should I just move to Fort Lee?)
    None of your F*ing bussiness that's who!

  5. What am I likely to be dojng at 1AM?

  6. Driving backwards on the highway while trying to get Taco Bell
    Sleeping
    Practicing Voodo
    Plotting against the Yugio players
    Setting stuff on fire O_o
    Stealing Princess' third husband away
    Watching TV

  7. What's my favorite animal?

  8. Pikachu
    Lion
    Rabbit
    Panther
    Duck
    Dog
    Goldfish

  9. Who do I consider my Rival?

  10. Shephie (she gets more guys than I do...)
    Princess (she can wear a mini skirt....)
    Miguel (his house is bigger than mine...)
    Taka (he drives a Japanese bowling shoe...)
    Jenny Lee (she's cooler than me...)
    Chrisy (he's way cuter than me...)
    Chedward (he can fire people...)

  11. Why is Chinatown so special?

  12. Giant stuffed Pikachu
    Dumplings and pork and wintermelon soup!
    Aji Ichiban
    A poster, a giant fan, and a very special person.
    Cause it's in the city
    Walking in circles!
    Neat stuff at low, low prices!

  13. What Anime character do I identify with?

  14. Washu
    Haro Haro
    Goku
    Kagome
    Cardcaptor Sakura
    Misty
    I don't know and I'm not going to answer

So there you go! Hope you did well