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TRY TO ANSWER THE COOL QUESTIONS CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!

1. THE ___________________ IS THE BASIC SOCIETY.

CHURCH
HOUSE
FAMILY


2. DESCRIBE YOURSELF: (This is a bonus quetion!)

UGLY
STUPID
GAG*


3. WE ARE __________________.

HUMANS
PEOPLE
ALL OF THE ABOVE


4. FAME, MONEY, POWER AND _________ ARE SOMETIMES_______

TEETH AND USELESS
PLEASURE AND USEFUL
PLEASURE AND USELESS


5. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?

CHRISTINA AGUILERA
STACY KEIBLER
ASHTON KUTCHER


6. 1 + 1=?

1111111111111111111111
2
MAGELLAN


7. ____________ IS A KIND OF DISPOSITION THAT ENABLES US TO DO SOMETHING FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

DOG
OBEDIENCE
LOYALTY


8. T6HE PAST TENSE OF CUT IS:

CUTTED
CUTT
CUT


9. YOU ARE:

KIND
DISRESPECTFUL
JGJHFGFJ


10. THAT'S ALL ______________!!!!!!

LOSERS
DORKS
FOLKS

YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY FINISHED MY QUIZ!BE SURE TO COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR MORE!SEE YA!

How Does Your Love Smell?

If you could have a Love Potion #9 how would it smell?

1. Your cliche ideal date is...

making him/her dinner
dancing/clubbing
renting a movie
going to a carnival
anything that ends in a horse-drawn carriage ride


2. Your favorite drink is...

margarita
beer
spiced eggnog
smirnoff twisted
wine


3. Your choice of pants is...

sweats
jeans
none (pants go down!)
knee length skirt
ankle length skirt


4. Your TV show is...

7th Heaven
Gilmore Girls
One Tree Hill
Sex and the City
WB???


5. Your Crayola Color is...

Harlem Red
Mountain Meadow
Carnation Pink
Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
Aquamarine


6. Your Vacation Spot is...

the Carribean
Disney World
Charlotte, NC
Paris
Grand Canyon


7. Pick one.

chilis
potato chips
cookies
cinamon
bread

And your love smells...
0-20% - sweet and innocent like chocolate chip cookies
21-40% - relaxed and casual like salty potato chips
41-60% - nurturing like fresh baked bread
61-80% - hot and sexy like jalepeno peppers
81-100% - strong and long lasting like cinamon

I'll Be Dashed... Super Quiz

Hello Dashers. Welcome to the I'll Be Dashed... Super Quiz. Forgive me for referring to myself in the 3rd person. You know DJS hates to do that. Now, let's see how closely you've been paying attention...

1. 1. What is DJS’s favorite comedy of all time?

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dumb and Dumber
Raising Arizona
Terms of Endearment
Kingpin


2. Name the horse-faced actress from the list:

Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Julia Roberts
Mr. Ed
All of the above


3. What movie has DJS sworn he would never see? Even if the fate of the world depended on it?

Blues Brothers 2000
Because of Wynn Dixie
Butthole Delight 4
Catwoman
A Walk In The Clouds


4. What insect does DJS dislike the most?

Mosquito
Box-Elder Bug
African Beetle
Centipede
Fire Ants


5. What is the DJS-crafted word for making sweet, sweet love?

Oooga Fooga
Uhhhhzzzzsssshhhh…
Fuckity-fuckity-fuckity
Squish, squish, squorsh
Bappity bappity


6. What state is home to I’ll Be Dashed…Headquarters?

State of Confusion
Wisconsin (Sconnie)
So-Dak
No-Dak
Minnesota


7. What type of meat will DJS never insert into his mouth hole?

Beef
Chicken
Man meat
Fish
Both man meat and fish


8. DJ Shovelpants got his name from…

A legendary folklore hero story
Being a master on the 1’s and 2’s
Nowhere. Just made it up
His dad, DJ Shovelpants, Sr.
That’s what his wife calls him


9. Which celebrity does DJS hate with every fiber of his being?

Oprah Winfrey
Drew Barrymore
Ricardo Montalban
Kiefer Sutherland
Jessica Simpson


10. What sport does DJS watch with great earnest?

Gotta be football!
Take DJS out to the ball game!
Boxing, fool.
Boo-ya! It’s basketball!
Is NASCAR a sport?


11. What blend of coffee does DJS savor?

Mocha triple caff, half espresso
Folgers
Mountain blend, lots of sugar, lots of cream
He fucking hates coffee
Iced coffee with some of those goddamn beans


12. What movie does DJS make fun of Dirty for owning the ‘Ultimate Edition’ of?

The Scorpion King
Notting Hill
Amelie
Weekend at Bernies 2
Terms of Endearment


13. DJS killed a celebrity in his dream with a knife to the throat. Who was it?

Vin Diesel
That retarded looking kid from The O.C.
Kelsey Grammer
Jeremy Piven
Justin Timberlake


14. Which state does DJS think they could wipe off of the map of U.S.A. and no one would miss them?

Ohio
New Mexico
South Dakota
Wisconsin
All of the above


15. Why is this blog called ‘I’ll Be Dashed…’?

Because it’s so damn catchy
Because DJS worked with a smelly guy who said it all the time
Because dashes are soooo 2005
Because ‘Soft Drink’ was soooo 2001
Because ‘Vertical Smiles’ was taken


16. What celebrity touched DJS on both shoulders more than 3 times?

Macho Man Randy Savage
Emilio Estevez
Sigourney Weaver
Uma Thurman
Jeremy Irons


17. DJS, picky-eater that he is, has a real aversion to what types of food?

Delicious food
Foods with tomato-based sauces
Things that have bread included in them
Entrees that have white, creamy shit in it
Food loaded with salt


18. What religious denomination is DJS?

Lutheran
Catholic
Baptist
Jewish
None of the above


19. Does he practice his religion?

Hell no. He’s agnostic.
Yes. He goes to church every Sunday like every other blind follower.
Why, yes. He does enjoy eating ‘Christ Chex’ by the fistful
Actually, he’s an ordained minister
He collects bibles as a hobby


20. What country music artist does DJS listen to?

Willie Nelson
Hank Williams Jr.
Johnny Cash (but he doesn’t really count as country)
Shania Twain
Garth Brooks


21. On any given roadtrip, what can you count on DJS having in large supply?

Sacka grass
Industrial-sized Diet Coke
Maps
CDs
Orange Tic-Tacs


22. Speaking of roadtrips, which of these bands has DJS seen with Dirty?

Bjork
Eels
Tenacious D
Bjork & Eels only
All of the above


23. What movie did DJS see with HAL in Rochester, New York that made him cry like a little bitch?

Pay It Forward
Free Willy 3
In America
Weekend at Bernies 2
Terms of Endearment


24. What is the worst CD DJS has ever owned in his life?

Andrew W.K. – I Get Wet
Bloodhound Gang – Hefty Fine
Coldplay - XYZ
Morrissey – Seriously, I’m Gay
Ren & Stimpy – You Eeeediot!!!


25. How often does DJS watch TV?

Almost never
Sometimes
All the f’in time
He watches an occasional show, but only the few he tapes
He prefers to read the classics instead

Christ. That was a waste of time, wasn't it?

If you scored 70% or below, please remove me from your 'Favorites.'

Thanks for reading.

How well do you know me?

You know the name of the game, if you win then you know me. If you lose... Are you sure you're my friend and not just some weird wannabe stalker?

1. What do I like the most?

Chocolate
Asian guys
Pikachu
Sleeping
Anime
Poking people
Japanese stuff


2. Who do I secretly have a crush on?

Guzzo (Dave Atell w/ hair)
Taka (Haro haro...)
Jin (He's a puffy marshmellow! ^_^)
Kenny (Damn him, he IS cute...)
Gabe (He's one wild and crazy guy!)
Any guy so long as he's Asian ^_~ (Should I just move to Fort Lee?)
None of your F*ing bussiness that's who!


3. What am I likely to be dojng at 1AM?

Driving backwards on the highway while trying to get Taco Bell
Sleeping
Practicing Voodo
Plotting against the Yugio players
Setting stuff on fire O_o
Stealing Princess' third husband away
Watching TV


4. What's my favorite animal?

Pikachu
Lion
Rabbit
Panther
Duck
Dog
Goldfish


5. Who do I consider my Rival?

Shephie (she gets more guys than I do...)
Princess (she can wear a mini skirt....)
Miguel (his house is bigger than mine...)
Taka (he drives a Japanese bowling shoe...)
Jenny Lee (she's cooler than me...)
Chrisy (he's way cuter than me...)
Chedward (he can fire people...)


6. Why is Chinatown so special?

Giant stuffed Pikachu
Dumplings and pork and wintermelon soup!
Aji Ichiban
A poster, a giant fan, and a very special person.
Cause it's in the city
Walking in circles!
Neat stuff at low, low prices!


7. What Anime character do I identify with?

Washu
Haro Haro
Goku
Kagome
Cardcaptor Sakura
Misty
I don't know and I'm not going to answer

So there you go! Hope you did well